Chuhe k bacche khel rahe the tabhi 1 billi aayi,
1 chuha- Bhow Bhow

Billi chali gayi

Chuha apne friends ko bola Dekha Foreign Language sikhne ka Fayada!

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?
Banta- Hut
Santa- English aati nahi to daant te Q ho

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!

Santa makes a peg of whisky & asks wife,pee isko...
Wife tastes & says "Chee kitni kadvi hain".

Santa:Aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz aish karta hu...

Santa-ma kehti hai bhais ka doodh pine sedimag tej hota hai,
Banta-ma bewkuf banati hai agar aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist hota .

Santa was filling slam buk,He saw d quesn zodiac sign
He didn't knw it meant. So he turned bak n saw dat sm1 had written Cancer
So he wrote "AIDS"

couple had a fight in d nite nxt morning husband offer milk to his wife n wife says so sweet of u.
husband says aj nagpanchmi h le nagin dhudh pi le

Wife- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho Tab Handsome Dikhte Ho
Husband- Ha Dear, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu Tab Tum Bhi Bahut Khoobsurat Dikhti Ho.

Madam boy se-
Kahan hai copy?
Kahan hai pen?
Boy-Jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen???
Tere mast-mast 2 nain,,mere dil ka le gye chen gayab hai copy or kho gye pen!...

ladki:ladka kaisa hai.PANDIT:ladka achha hai,engineering kiya hai..dikhne mein film ka HERO lagta hai.LADKI:kaun si film ka hero lagta hai.PANDIT:PIPLI LIVE