Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.

Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.

Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.

1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??

& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"

Teacher- "behind every successful man there is a women" What we learn from this?
Students- we should stop waisting time in studies and find a women

DHONI says "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play cricket-" :-)

SACHIN Replied
"I never sent anybody-"

Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?

Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?

Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"

1 Macchar presaan baita tha.2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha,Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called Recession