Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?

santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne

Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?

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Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne

Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki Koshish Karunga.

1 Bar Class Me 1 Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
* Jara-Jara Touch Me *
Tabhi 1 Ladka Utha Aur
Use Touch Kiya Fir Bola
Le Ab Himmat H To Aage Ga K Dikha..

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

A small boy, his father and father's friend went to a Restaurant. Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 icecream.
Boy: y daddy ur friend don't like beer ah?

Breaking News..
Octopus Paul in Coma.

Dr says Mental trauma...wen

Santa asked him a question..

"Baba Ji Wen will India reach FIFA finals?"

SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"

ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.

2 machachar bike par ja rahe the
tabhi hathi ne lift mangi
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to ek machchar khada ho kar bola dekh le phir teri maa bolengi ke
lafango ke sath ghum raha hain